Candance Athena "Candy" May is one of Angela’s classmates. She is an incredibly dim child who isn't allowed near sharp objects and loves playing with glitter and paste. It is suggested that she is older than the other students in her class and was held back a year due to her poor intelligence.
Candy wears a pink shirt, with a white unicorn on it, purple pants and green shoes, and has short, crudely-cut blonde hair, which she presumably cut herself.
- Her presence is marked by a slow instrumental version of "Pop Goes the Weasel".